bonersaurus-sex:
One of my very favourite Morticia moments.
deadpan-searcher:
Some of my favorite Presidential debate 2016 tweets
shittyghostkid:
Sneakin to the kitchen at 3am
Floor: creaks
Me:


sentencedtoship:
…and i’m thankful for that.
askarkham:
It’s like someone went crazy with a label maker and I love it.
(Source: dangerousminds.net)
ihateranch:
camisadophan:
smatter:
heartgemsona:
snatchedweaves:
peeyonce:
5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe
JEWEL?!
IM LITERALLY SCREAMING
IM DEAD
@ihateranch now we don’t have to watch the rest
I STILL WANNA WATCH THE REST
jaileyrhode:
I almost made a video but I was too angry to speak. This shit has to stop.
laugh-addict:
When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

(Source: tonyfromstatefarm)